Chad was 19 and had just started drinking. He drank beer because that's what his older brother Steve gave him.
Chad stood at the kitchen table with a 12 pack of Budweiser. Steve sat calmly taking a sip of his beer.
Chad looked at Steve and said, "How come you're taking so long to drink that?"
Steve replied, "I'm enjoying it"
Chad laughed and let out a grunt. "That's not how you enjoy it you idiot"
"Oh yeah? What do u mean?" asked Steve
"You gotta guzzle it man!, That's how you get drunk!"
"Watch this! I'm gonna drink it in 10 seconds"
Chad grabbed his Bud and started chugging away. It tasted awfully bitter and he struggled to finish it. He managed to do it in 46 seconds.
His stomach ached a little. His head began to swell. At least that's how it felt. After a couple of minutes, Chad started feeling dizzy and he couldn't see straight.
"Oh fuck, I'm feeling pretty fucked up" he complained.
Chad knelt down on the floor and tried to hold onto the ground with both hands as the world spun around him.
He crawled in between the table legs and stayed there. In his throat the urge to throw up grew increasingly intense. He retched but nothing came out.
"Oh fuck!' he groaned.
Steve sat calmly in his chair slowly drinking his beer.
"You gotta enjoy it boy" , said Steve.
Added to Food and categorized in Drinks — 2 months ago